Explosions in the Sky rocks my socks!
Well that's it. After 2 days now without anyone else here I can not wait to move out and get my own place. GOD......... being alone is so fucking awesome. I can do whatever that fuck I want when I want. I haven't put on pants in 48 hours. Actually I did, but that's only because I had company.... other than that though, NO PANTS! I even took a shit with the bathroom door wide open.... very liberating. Of course the house did smell like ass for about 20 minutes but that's neither here nor there.
I'm sitting here now sipping a cocktail... and it's only 1:26 in the afternoon.... I can do that now. I can get piss drunk in the middle of the day and no ones here to say jack shit about it. NO PANTS!
Yes this weekend has come with many freedoms, many of which I'm familiar with, some of which are new to me. I've never had a curfew really but then again I've never really wanted to just go cruising around at 3 in the morning. It's fun. You should give it a try sometime. You don't know what you'll find. And when you do just go cruising around town at 3 in the morning.... don't wear any pants. Just go in your undies. I did and look at me..... I'm kick ass. NO PANTS!
I must admit this weekend did come with one downside. I was really looking forward to getting some nude sunbathing in. Gotta get rid of these tan lines around my mid section. My stomach and legs are nice and tan but my midriff is quite pasty. Ghostly almost. It's not pretty. Yet alas... there was no sun out to tan my pasty ass.... and I literally mean my pasty ass.... it's white... like snow.
ACTUALLY..... the sun just came out... so SUGES...... OUT!
NAKEDNESS ABOUND!!!
I have everything a man could ask for. I have money again. A kick ass video card on the way. No shortage of smokage. Bitchin sunglasses. A "jack sack". A biting wit. Ruggedly handsome looks. Yet I have no one to share these things with. I must admit, even one such as myself gets a bit lonely sometimes. But then I sing a song... not really. That would just be gay. Like
really gay.
But I suppose it's not that bad. It's only gonna be like this for a few more weeks. Well make that "week". I've found that my years of isolation have rendered me socially inept for the most part. I can still strike up a conversation with a stranger yet I just don't like to.
I'm a complicated cat when it comes to shit like that. It terms of "friends", I've had my more than my share, but it's very weird because they always come and go. It's a weird cycle. I'll have a group of friends... associates if you will... for a good period of time and slowly that group will dwindle to... well, none. I bitch and moan to myself about how I wish I had more time to myself whenever I have a good number of "associates" and then the time comes where I have more time to myself than I know what to do with. And it's weird because half the time you wanna just pick up the phone and call someone and just hang out, go do something... whatever. Point is, you just can't for some reason. For some reason, something inside you prevents you from picking up the phone and dialing. I've always been like that though. I know that I'm a pretty fucking fun guy when I want to be one. I know it to be true because people normally have a good time whenever I make a point of it to be entertaining and pleasant. However I can never get past the notion that no one would want to hang out with me. Don't call because you'll just embarrass yourself... or something. I don't really know. I don't see why anyone would want to spend time with me.... I think. I can compare my shitty little complex to a "Annie Hall" Woody Allen quote,
"I would never want to belong to any club that would have myself for a member."I think that sums it up pretty well. Some kinda weird self depricating..... something. That's me.
Things are looking well on the
eBay front. There's only 1 day left on all items and I still don't have many bids, but I do have a good deal of watchers. Oh, they will bid...Oh yes, they will bid. I'm estimating a net profit of around... ehhh... let's say $80.... if I'm lucky. But with that $80, plus my $60, I should be able to get one pretty decent video card for my computer. SO whoooooo!
Last night I ran by a homie's house and dropped off her birthday presents. I got her a card that you would give to your granddaughter.... WHAT? You can color it in. It's an interactive card. It was nice.... I also got her some candy that she enjoys, and then a box of slim fit tampons. That way when guys come over she can leave them out and they'll think she's really really tight. I always thought that would be a funny "joke" gift... turns out.... ehhhh not so much. Apparently most people find that "rude and in "bad taste". Screw them, what do they know?
Also.... 24 .... watch it. Because if you don't.... Jack Bauer will come to your house and personally break your neck. I've seen him do it. It's not pretty. You don't wanna see him on your door step with the Jack Sack in tow. That thing means your ass is grass son. I know it to be true because I also have a "Jack Sack". A "knapsack of Power" if you will. Sure some people may call it a "man purse"... but we all know what it really is.
REMEMBER PEOPLE -
THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, IS BECUASE JACK BAUER HASN'T KILLED YOU YET.
Check this out and then tell me 1 thing that you can find irony in in this little piece of "news".
Taken from IMDB.com "Lohan Looks for Kabbalah Guidance" "Lindsay Lohan is turning to the Jewish mysticism of the Kabbalah in an effort to break away from her reputation as a wild child. The actress/singer admits she's sick of the perception that she's little more than a party girl and wants to be taken more seriously. She says, "I want people to know me for the work I'm doing, not for this party girl image." And she's hoping that the religion championed by Madonna, and dabbled with by pal Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, will help. She adds, "I am looking into Kabbalah." Lohan is also planning an awareness trip to Kenya later this year for the One Foundation charity, and she's planning to breakaway from teen movies by starring alongside Meryl Streep, Felicity Huffman and Jane Fonda."
OK... so you want to taken more seriously so you join some crazy, Hollywood, Madonna sponsered, fad version of Judaism because you want to be taken more seriously? Does anyone else see the irony in that? I know when I see the next photo of Lindsay Lohan on the cover of People, and she has on her little red Kaballah bracelet, I'll know to take her seriously then.
WHY WILL NO ONE TAKE THIS GIRL SERIOUSLY? maybe it's her titty hanging out
Plus.... I mean come on... we all know Meryl Streep is over rated as hell. I mean, I think that's one thing that we can all agree on, right?
Repetition works man.... Repetition works man.Indeed it does, just ask White House Press Secretary, Scott McClellan. The last time you heard a man repeat himself this much you had to pull a string hanging out of his back. No matter what you may throw at Scott, he's just going to swat it down with the same phrase over and over again. This week gave us the Democrats and their "Crass Politics" as well as the love able old favorite "It's a policy of this administration not to comment on any on going investigations". Ahhh yes, who could forget that classic. Seriously... after repeating that phrase over
21 TIMES in under an hour's time, who the fuck could possibly forget it?
No matter what the topic of the day may be, rest assured that this man will find a way to not answer any of your questions. Even when confronted on the spot with physical evidence, this man will find a way to weasel out of it.
Here's an example.
The following was taken from the official
White House Press Briefing Transcripts.
QUESTION - I understand the reason why you thought it needed to be declassified, because of the debate at the time. The question was, when was it declassified. And you were asked that day, when -- the question was, "When was it actually declassified?" And you said, "It was officially declassified today."
If it had been officially declassified on July 18, 2003, then 10 days before, when the information was given out, it was still classified at the time.
MR. McCLELLAN: Again, you're going back to an assertion that is made in a filing related to an ongoing legal proceeding when you talk about the second part of your question. There is no way for me to separate that question and talk about this issue without discussing an ongoing legal proceeding. And I can't do that. We have a policy that's been established, and I'm obligated to adhere to that policy.
Q But answer the question, it's a factual question.
MR. McCLELLAN: Yes, but you can't separate that question from the legal proceeding --
Q Was it declassified that day --
MR. McCLELLAN: -- because of one of the assertions that was made in the filing.
Well, you can go back and look at comments that were made at that time. That was when it was --
Q Those were your comments.
MR. McCLELLAN: -- that was when it was publicly released at the time. I haven't looked back at exactly what was said at that time.
Q Well, let's be really clear about this. It says right here on July 18th, "When was it actually declassified?" Mr. McClellan, answer, "It was officially declassified today." Is that correct?
MR. McCLELLAN: Again, you're asking me to get into the timing. I'm not backing away from anything that was said previously -- that's when the document was released, so that's when it officially --
Q They don't say "released." They say "declassify."
MR. McCLELLAN: I know, Jim. Let me tell you. That's when it was officially released. So I think that's what I was referring to at the time. I'd have to go back and look at the specific comments, but I'm not changing anything that was said previously, so let me make that clear.
Q But if you were --
MR. McCLELLAN: Now, secondly, the question you're going to, again, relates to the timing of when certain information was declassified --
Q I'm not going to that question --
MR. McCLELLAN: Well, but there's no way you can separate that question out from the ongoing legal proceeding --
Q Scott, you are very careful with your words here. I think if you wanted to say "released," you would have said "released." You said, "declassified."
MR. McCLELLAN: Okay.
Q Well, what does that tell --
MR. McCLELLAN: That's when the information was released publicly.
Q Scott, did you not know --
MR. McCLELLAN: But there was --
Q That's not what --
MR. McCLELLAN: Now, for the National Intelligence Estimate, Jim, it did go through a declassification process; you are correct. And the information was carefully looked at by the intelligence community before the portions of the National Intelligence Estimate were made available to the public --
Q But, Scott, you said, "declassified." If it's declassified on that day, it wasn't declassified before. And you're saying you're sticking to -- you're not taking back anything you said before, and what you said that day is it was officially declassified.
MR. McCLELLAN: I'd be glad to take a look at exactly what I said, and I'll do that.
Q You didn't say -- I mean, we've got that here --
MR. McCLELLAN: I can't do that here in this room right now, but I'll be glad to take a look at it --
Q Then why are you saying you're not backing up from anything if you --
MR. McCLELLAN: Well, what I'm saying is that -- I think what I was referring to is the fact that that was when it was made available to the public. So all that information is officially declassified at that point.
Q Then why are you saying you won't back off anything you said before if, in fact, we have transcripts here where you say that's when it was officially declassified? Are you still saying that's when it was officially declassified?
MR. McCLELLAN: That's when it was made available to the public. So it's officially --
Q When was it officially declassified?
MR. McCLELLAN: -- so it's officially declassified at that point. I think we're talking past each other a little bit. I'll have to go back and look at the specific transcript -- and I'll be glad to do that -- and we can talk about it further later.
Q Okay. When was it officially declassified?
MR. McCLELLAN: Again, in terms of the timing of when information may have been declassified, that gets into a question relating to the legal proceeding in a filing that was made by Mr. Fitzgerald earlier this week.
Q What were you referring to on July 18th, then? Was that the official release, or official declassification?
MR. McCLELLAN: Well, that's what I'll have to check. I'll have to go back and look. But my sense is, and my recollection is -- while we're sitting here talking about it is -- I was referring to the fact that was when it was officially declassified for the public.
There it is ladies and gents. Pure indisputable evidence that proves once and for all... Scott McClellan has
huge
balls. How else could one man stand there and dispute his own words which are a matter of record at this point? Balls.... big ones. Or maybe he just doesn't have a soul. Besides having massive balls, how else could one stand there and weasel out of giving anything resembling a straight answer? I mean every man makes a choice in the morning of how he's going to earn a living and this is his. He's a "fat little whore of a human being". Don Imus' words people... not mine.
It really just is frustrating. I mean I sat there Friday and watched this Press Briefing for over an hour and it just made me scream and want to pull my hair out. The way he [and other members and agents of this administration] can just stand there and refuse to take any accountability for anything what so ever is just astonishing as well as annoying and aggravating as hell. Makes you just wanna put your fist through your screen. How that man sleeps at night I will never know.
I assume to be a White House Press Secretary you have to have something... shall we say... not right with your brain. It would seem at some point in these individuals development, they missed out on developing what we commonly refer to as a "conscious". Surely they must lack a conscious, how else could one sit there and lie to a room full of people, staring them in their faces with their fat little beady eyes? I can't lie to save my life and if there was any justice in this world, ol' Scotty boy would be forced to for his.
